Attention all olds, here’s a sale designed to pull at those nostalgic strings. Don’t worry, you won’t fall over and break a hip (we know that’s a top of mind worry).  

In honor of our storied septuagenarians (really anyone older than gen z), we decided to celebrate the holiday made just for them. 

Happy Senior Citizens’ Day. That includes you, my fellow millennials. Don’t deny the gray. Or in my case, the white. Redheads skip gray. 

Gen z and younger, we recommend you also inquire within for historical reasons. Play the games your forebears obsessed over then play the games they influenced. In a way you’re playing history like an interactive time machine (sorry, bad joke). 

Here’s the menu we’ve curated for the special day that we’ve now turned into a multi-day sale: 

 

 

Let us know what you’re picking up on our Discord or tell us on social. Bonus points if you chime in with your age. Fake or not we’re going to believe you because it’s the internet and everything is true. 

-RCGinger